Skip to main content

Penis

A body part from a guy 12-13 year old morons use for comedy.
Idiot 12 year old: Penis.

Other idiot 12 year old: *w h e e z e* You're so funny Harold
by Himynameisjo November 7, 2022
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis Insecurity

When u have insecurity towards your dick size
Bro i think i got Penis Insecurity, would you suck it for me to prove its big enough in your throat
by idontknowF December 20, 2021
mugGet the Penis Insecurity mug.

Penis

Pp. I-i-I-ithlam- ithlammed I thlammed my penith in the car door
Me: bro I slammed my cock in the car door ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜•
Me: ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๐Ÿฅ€dhmu only the real ones know ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๐Ÿฅ€

Penis
by Dyingtea September 12, 2021
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis

by ur mom licks me at night May 25, 2022
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis

The things all boys think are fin to play with
The big big dangler
wanna play with my penis

sure

you like it .. Wait why is it hard
wanna put it up my pussy
lets try it
by im just like that May 16, 2022
mugGet the Penis mug.

Penis

a giant thing or small i dont judge and most girls make it sqwirt in there pussy to make them pregnet it will grow
this penis is huge matthew
by THE_REAL_SPEAKER March 16, 2021
mugGet the Penis mug.

Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)
The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"
by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021
mugGet the Homo Smallus Penis Sapien mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email