penis

a man's dick
a dick can make someone's right arm extremely buff

"hey did you see how he faps"
"yeah he puts his penis in a glove"

by fuckwad94 July 22, 2022

Penis case

The thing you keep your fucking dick in.

A Pussy is my penis case.

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

Penis

A man's second brain.

My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.

by Borislav February 16, 2017

Penis Thrice

An amazing anime character who has defined character archetypes

Person 1: My favorite anime character is Penis Thrice
Person 2: There are absolutely no flaws to Penis Thrice

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 14, 2024

massive penis

krool does not have it nigga

you do not have a massive penis nigger

by dommymommynigger October 19, 2022

penis

my penis is very small my friends at school told me :(

Ayo your "penis" is hella small

Bro why do you have a small "penis"?

by Mr.Small PP March 5, 2021