penis

The long (or short) thing that you use to put in a girl's vagina and push really hard going in and out getting cum in the hole and getting them pregnant. the harder you push the better it feels.

I fucked a girl with my penis. It was good.

by grabit pushit March 9, 2021

penis

yours is micro

wwow your penis is so micro!

by anonymous March 15, 2021

Penis

in the 1920s it was slang for im hungry

kid. mom penis
mom. okay heres some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

smeggy penis

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

penis

big black penis

black

penis is my favorite

by big blackpp6969 December 30, 2023

Penis retention

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out

OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD

by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022