The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Puss Pass

A puss pass is a pussy pass, it's a pass for being a pussy.

"You better come out to the show tonight, I know you are outa puss passes!"

"That guy has a puss pass for everything, he should live a little!"

by Dark Rider 666 October 29, 2018

Smash pass

When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)

Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife

Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*

by Hostilejackalope76 November 25, 2018

Perfect Pass

A tool used to roll a cannagar

Bro, let’s get a Perfect Pass so we can roll a fat ass blunt with a wormhole

by Dick Danger 420 January 3, 2019

gnome pass

If somenone gave you gnome pass you can't gnome them in any way in the next 24 hours

I gave you gnome pass

by D I O January 7, 2019

Bar Pash

A bar pash is an Australian term for a young male or female finding a random male or female form across the bar .. making out and then never seeing eachother again .
Generally you are pretty drunk for this to happen because you have your alcohol confidence and just go for it

I’m excited for a few bar pashs tonight!

“Hey mate, I’m going to find a few hot bar pashs tonight! Let see how many we can get”

by Stevenirwin January 13, 2019

Macro-passing

To pass a car in a fast way, not going slow

The Macro-passing dodge passed the semi at a fast speed passing quickly

by Mikefrombestbuy472 February 20, 2019