Rippin’ dicks

An expression most commonly used when describing how fast someone is driving.

He was rippin’ dicks down the street in his V6 Mustang

by kat_lady March 15, 2021

Dick Watcher

When a guy is overly concerned about who you are or not fucking and makes fun of you for it.

Guy 1: That’s why you get no pussy.

Guy 2: Why you dick watching? Such a Dick Watcher.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Why you dating that fat bitch?

Guy 2: Why you dick watching?

by BlackDudeFromAcrossTheStreet March 19, 2021

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Drew’s Dick

Drew’s dick is SOO long and GIRTHY

Aye damo u seen Drew’s dick? “Yeah cunt Drew’s dick makes girl cream on spot”

by Thejuicypuss42069 April 6, 2021

Dick rider

Someone who rides on anyone’s dick but only if there name is rider

Brad is such a dick rider

by Beantai April 9, 2021

Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

whore's dick

The only type of dick that can satisfy a whore. Large, long, thick dick.

I can't fuck him, he has a whore's dick. It hurts too much.

by GME to the moon! May 10, 2021