by Ftootf October 5, 2019
Get the Good ass mug.What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.
Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
by Bobwashere January 21, 2013
Get the Ass pass mug.1)Having chaffed asshole. When you have wiped your ass a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you ass has become extremely dry or chaffed.
2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
Cave man 1: Why is Bob walking funny?
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!
by Raadfud May 16, 2012
Get the Cave Ass mug.the act of shoving a tube up ones asshole and then your partners asshole then one of you shits and it goes inside.
by pony rapist/skull fucker July 30, 2012
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an enhancer that can refer to basically anything at any given time based on the speakers intent. similar to how one would address someone as an "asshole" in a negative regard, but more versatile because it can enhance positive emotion equally. it can demonstrate jealousy, respect, hate, and even happiness. its uses are as wide as the receiver is comfortable with accepting, and generally demands a response. it is derogatory in nature, but a term used amongst friends (especially to each other) to express a given sentiment. originated in south milwaukee, over a game of pool.
mad/angry: you stole my last fish stick you piss ass!
respect: you piss ass, i can't believe you made that cut shot 8-ball bank. i gotta learn that shot!
happiness: i can't believe you planned this awesome party for me you piss ass, thanks bro!
respect: you piss ass, i can't believe you made that cut shot 8-ball bank. i gotta learn that shot!
happiness: i can't believe you planned this awesome party for me you piss ass, thanks bro!
by adamvivitron November 10, 2011
Get the piss ass mug.term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!
by PilotMike April 2, 2005
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