Definitions by Bobwashere

Ass pass 

What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.

Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.

Ass pass by Bobwashere January 21, 2013