Wac and cheese

When you beat your meat so hard it produces a cheezy substance

Hey did u wac and cheese last night?

by rj colon November 30, 2017

Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.

Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.

by Smitty45 June 11, 2018

The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep

Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"

by Simmypoo May 17, 2025

Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024

White Cheddar Mac and Cheese

A chore with dick cheese, surrounded by pubes with dandruff.

Netflix and chill? I can bring some White Cheddar Mac and Cheese.

by Yerapous February 11, 2022

Cheesing

The act of you screwing someone or you being screwed currently by someone or something.

I’m totally cheesing this guy right now!

by Jit22662 July 22, 2022

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve

by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017