n: An assessment of, and often delusional attempt to correct, one's shortcomings. Typically made on a day that is arbitrary except that it begins a new year on the standard Gregorian Calendar. Given the arbitrary nature of the date and the sudden change of lifestyle demanded by most resolutions, it should not be surprising that most resolutions are abandonded by the start of the next year. Fortunately the next New Year gives a person the opportunity to make the same resolution again.
A common New Year's resolution: get fit, get thin, get hot, get laid.
A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.
A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.
by ScabNainz January 19, 2006
Get the New Year's resolutionmug. A Hardcore/Pop Punk (Happy Hardcore) Band from Worcester, MASSACHUSETTS. Has a very upbeat feel/lyrics to the band, but they mix that upbeat energy with hardcore riffs and breakdowns. Released their first full length cd "Rise or Die Trying" on I Surrender records in September of 2007. For Fans of Fall Out Boy(Take This To Your Grave), Hit The Lights, A Day To Remember.
by ClintHostetler March 19, 2008
Get the four year strongmug. by Xeenie February 15, 2009
Get the the seven-year ditchmug. A reference to 2020, the first year of widespread pandemonium and grief across the globe, due to the rolling lockdowns, extreme social isolation and mass death that characterizes the Covid-19 Pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021
Get the The Year of Going Crazymug. The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.
When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.
New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.
New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.
by IshF January 11, 2008
Get the New Year's Adammug. by Asshat December 31, 2004
Get the new year's resolutionsmug. by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020
Get the 18 year oldmug.