New Year's resolution

n: An assessment of, and often delusional attempt to correct, one's shortcomings. Typically made on a day that is arbitrary except that it begins a new year on the standard Gregorian Calendar. Given the arbitrary nature of the date and the sudden change of lifestyle demanded by most resolutions, it should not be surprising that most resolutions are abandonded by the start of the next year. Fortunately the next New Year gives a person the opportunity to make the same resolution again.

A common New Year's resolution: get fit, get thin, get hot, get laid.

A common outcome: stay out of shape, stay fat, stay ugly, masturbate.

by ScabNainz January 19, 2006

four year strong

A Hardcore/Pop Punk (Happy Hardcore) Band from Worcester, MASSACHUSETTS. Has a very upbeat feel/lyrics to the band, but they mix that upbeat energy with hardcore riffs and breakdowns. Released their first full length cd "Rise or Die Trying" on I Surrender records in September of 2007. For Fans of Fall Out Boy(Take This To Your Grave), Hit The Lights, A Day To Remember.

Four Year Strong is one hell of a band.

by ClintHostetler March 19, 2008

the seven-year ditch

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.

Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.

by Xeenie February 15, 2009

The Year of Going Crazy

A reference to 2020, the first year of widespread pandemonium and grief across the globe, due to the rolling lockdowns, extreme social isolation and mass death that characterizes the Covid-19 Pandemic.

Nobody can dispute that this has been The Year of Going Crazy!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

New Year's Adam

The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.

When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.

New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.

by IshF January 11, 2008

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

18 year old

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult

Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!

by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020