Booger Wolf

a disgusting beast of a boy or girl. fat and ugly, that you hook up with when you are wasted and then throw up on their face the next morning becauce it's sick. they have disgusting breath and hairy backs...

to ward them off one must sometimes spit on their hand and smack the booger wolf in the face
david: did you go home with that booger wolf last night?
you: no man. never............. (you immediately go slit your wrists)
by Laura Lee October 03, 2006
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Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

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Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls
by Arispie August 11, 2011
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Wolf Market

A term used to describe financial markets being controlled by groups of investors working together. Hedge funds oftentimes employ wolf hunting tactics to drive a company's stock into the ground by selling the stock short. They will also hunt consumer pocketbooks by driving the price of fundamental items such as oil through the roof.
I heard oil was over $200 and some bank stocks were worthless. Must be a wolf market right now.
by Brock Seyler September 19, 2008
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wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.
"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J
by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003
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dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public
A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic
by Dirtywolfspotter December 01, 2013
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wolf bait

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's
by itchy corn April 15, 2003
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Wolf eyes

A rare, randomly occuring eye mutation that occurs in 1 /10,000 people throughout the world. Typically refered to as Amber eyes, the iris is a golden color and ranges from a dark amber to a bright yellow. Few people have seen a person with wolf eyes and are found to be more common in animals than humans, hence the name "wolf eyes"
He looked in my direction. His wolf eyes made him appear more animal than human. I can only imagine what he was thinking...
by 6414689 June 30, 2021
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