Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??
by Alfons Richter April 8, 2008
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N BOOGIE WIT DA HIJAB

A "Real" Nigga who says they'll fight you but won't cuz they soft
Don't be like N BOOGIE WIT DA HIJAB be a whole one.
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Hit Em Wit Da Hee

To give someone he old punch up or to drop a phat beat on all the player hating suckers
:Hit Those Suckers Wit Da Hee
(Also used in Missy Elliot Song Hit Em Wit da Hee)
by Hemi Gibson October 11, 2005
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Billybob: I will fuck you up my nigga!
Joebob: You aint finna do nothin wit it. Wit you bitch ass!
by SuperPinky January 5, 2008
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Do you fart wit dat ass?

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by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
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da fat rat wit da cheese

A.) someone who freeloads and gets of scott-free without having to pay for everything. Derived from the expressing "fat rat in a chees factory"

B.) a person whose rolling in dough
A.) Man, we ordered the 5-5-5 deal and home boy Darious didn't put in a cent, but he still ate like a king! he be da fat rat wit da cheese

B.) Man, i'm gonna be a gangsta rappa, yo! Den i'll be da fat rat wit da cheese!
by gigi23 March 31, 2005
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A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.
by fireboss518 October 21, 2015
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