Wine n Rant

This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.
Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant
by NaviWinter December 24, 2019
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Wine Seller

When your teammate is selling or choking the game away, especially used in 2k24 Rec.
You’re wine selling, your shooting 1/19”

“Buddys a wine seller”
by Anthony Bolanos April 4, 2024
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Wine and Clit

An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.

(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )
The Wine and Clit couple turned up.

All they talked about was their french poetry book club.
by DownTwisted August 30, 2016
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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023
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Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.
Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.
by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022
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Property wine ponies

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"
by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021
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Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.
I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.
by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023
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