Windows Vista

We
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System

so now new PC buyers are forced to use our

Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine

operating system.
now i wish i had replaced my old pc before February.

***k
Windows Vista
by sqoc May 27, 2007
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ass window

A small hole in a pair of jeans that would reveal a portion a person's behind if they happen to be wearing a thong or possibly less.
Did you see the ass window on her?
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Windows ME

A version of Windows in the 9x line, designed to supersede Windows 98 in the home market. Windows ME ran on a cut-down DOS base, which made some programs that worked with DOS, 95, and 98 unusable on ME. Windows ME is known for having many bugs and is often (and derogitoraly) called "Windows Mistake Edition", as opposed to its official title of "Windows Millenium Edition".
I have an old computer that I installed Windows ME on, but it won't boot up.
by scy1192 September 28, 2008
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Windows ME

A disgrace to the Windows name. It is chock full of errors and glitches.
Win ME user: Uh oh...Windows ME crashed again.
Win XP user: Install Windows XP today!
by Alexi November 12, 2003
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windows hippy

A person who uses Windows but should really be a Mac or Linux user. They use open-source programs such as GAIM and Firefox. In addition to that, they heavily customize Windows with programs such as Litestep and custom 'hacks' that do random things to Windows such as changing the color of the Windows Start button.

Note that they do not write these custom 'hacks' or customizing programs because they are incapable of coding/hacking themselves.

Sometimes these hippies can be found prancing around a Mac singing and dancing about how pretty/amazing it is.
Whoa, look at Katherine's desktop. What the fuck is that weird toolbar at the bottom? She's such a windows hippy!
by Anthony Lin November 07, 2005
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windows update

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!
by Source November 13, 2003
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