Mafia wife

Simoné

How would you describe a mafia wife?
- Totally Simoné

by Aspoestertjie May 5, 2022

Bakers Wife

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man

Bakers wife is a man

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)

We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife

by A-1n February 22, 2020

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Noodles_.wife

I don't know them I just made this cause they looked sad that they didn't have a definition

Hey you know Noodles_.wife?

Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?

by Hutao👻 July 31, 2021

Renjun’s Wife

The prettiest most luckiest person in the world. Is talented, good at art, singing, dancing basically everything.

Wow you’re almost as pretty as Renjun’s Wife

by renjunnieyellow December 12, 2021

Sister Wifing

When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.

“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
“Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”

“Yeah bro!”

by Freakyteakybr December 18, 2020