Weiner bandit

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

by tha J W January 27, 2009

weiner

a stupid or weak (not strong)person...weenie,or a pussy

john is a weiner because he didnt know 1+1.....anthony is a weiner because i said so....

by steevin May 31, 2007

Weiner pocket

A weiner pocket is a pocket in which you insert your weiner into a girl's Coochie(Pussy, Cooter, Va-j-j; or also know as Jordan Boston).

-----> O
Sentence: Let me stick my weiner in your weiner pocket.
Sentence: Wow! That's a nice hot, sticky, tight, weiner pocket you have.

by Chris Garn October 9, 2007

Weiner Chested

When old women, or fat old men, have saggy boobs that look like hot dogs. Or weiner-dogs with the snout as the nipple.

GOD GRAN! Your gettin so weiner chested! BUY BETTER BRAS!!!

by Xela||aleX February 21, 2009

Weiner squeezin'

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

by jakerater July 22, 2009

Weiner

Person who is a middle aged Congressman who lies to the media about sexting young girls and sending photos of his genitalia.

My daughter was sexted by a 'weiner'.

by Neck Puck Suck Mo December 8, 2011

hardy weineberg

a boner

when I saw her take off her shirt I got a hardy weineberg

by Paul June 5, 2003