Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.

Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!

by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024

Like a water from Walmart off the stack

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.

Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean

by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021

harnoot walmart

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason

omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird

by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021

The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire

The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem

by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.

by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022