When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 13, 2008
Get the Vegan Denialmug. When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth
by Alqua March 7, 2010
Get the Vegan leathermug. A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.
by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017
Get the Veganmug. Carl: I only eat plants so animals dont suffer
Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit
Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us
Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you
*Gets a fork and knife*
Carl: AHHHHHHH
Leo: Nom
Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit
Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us
Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you
*Gets a fork and knife*
Carl: AHHHHHHH
Leo: Nom
by Anonymous Be yeet April 14, 2019
Get the Veganmug. Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.
Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.
Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.
My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.
by BullockDS April 16, 2015
Get the Vegan's Lawmug. by muahahahah123 June 19, 2011
Get the Homo-veganmug. by guacomole February 26, 2007
Get the vegan mafiamug.