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urbandictionating 

Verb. An alternative to masturbating, and alot cleaner at times.
Involves about 1 hour at a time typing random words to see if other people know what they mean, or to find a meaning of a slang term.
Excessive use, however, shows no evidence of making people go blind.
Other terms are such as, urbandictionater, urbandicionated
John:What you do last night Chris
Chris:I urbandictionated about 3 times.
John: No Way I havent done any urbandictionating since i got a girlfriend.
And So On,,,,
urbandictionating by chris vine November 1, 2007

UrbanDictionary's Editors 

The guys/girls who tolerate and read through every single definition you sit there like a clown and type up no matter how dumb it is. Think it's fun? Try reading a dictionary and deciding which definitions don't belong, same thing.
This is not a REAL conversation between two of UrbanDictionary's Editors but just an imaginary one I made up in my head and both names are just made up on the spot for creative purposes and in no way represent anybody who may have similar names.

Bill - Hey Tom, this kid just submitted the definition for what appears to be an Xbox Live Gamertag and put something along the lines of getting raped and being the worst?

Tom - Don't publish that garbage, I just got one that is an advertisement. Nice try you homeless freak, denied. Go pay for some REAL advertisement!!

Bill - I love being me

Tom - Me too

Both - (laugh)

urbandictionate

to add something to urbandictionary.com. Traditionally used as a way to claim obscure slang/brilliant abbreviations.
"Hey, you should urbandictionate swish as an abbreviation for swedish fish before someone else does."

"If you haven't urbandictionated a word, it's fair game to be stolen."

Urbandictionary 

A place people go when it is ten past one in the morning and they have nothing to do.
I'm bored, I'm gonna look through Urbandictionary
Urbandictionary by Fangirl429 January 8, 2014

urbandictiophobia 

The fear of UrbanDictionary. The fear is common among English teachers, as it quote, "Turns the students into sexually confused retards".
Urbandictiophobia is common among English teachers

"My friend looked up 'munging' on urban dictionary, now he's got Urbandictiophobia!"

Urbandictalobia 

A short-term condition in which someone finds the need to search around Urban Dictionary to find funny definitions. Mostly occurs from extreme boredom or stress.
Tyler was in his high school, and was extremely bored. So, as a result, he developed a case of Urbandictalobia.
Urbandictalobia by Dr.Phantom July 11, 2014