Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023

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turbo tongue

Mega fucking fast tongue🤑

Frankie’s mums boyfriend has a turbo tongue

by THEskibidigyattmeister August 12, 2024

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Aiden Turbo

"The guy that looks in the mirror and sees Donald Trump

"Bruh, don"t be an Aiden Turbo!" Butt

by TheSnowyWolfMC December 6, 2016

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Turbo forehead

Used to describe an individual with an abnormally large forehead.

Whoa bro, look at that dudes turbo forehead

by AuthenticTam January 11, 2021

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Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

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Turbo Pig

A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.

Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.

Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.

Mate how about Kobe and Rice at the Olympics? Turbo Pig match made in heaven.

by WayneTower September 6, 2012

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