Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology
When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole
by Godly asshole March 08, 2018
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The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.
by Yeetyeetboreet February 20, 2019
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Trumpet

When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over
Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates
Guy 1: “bruh”
by Rebencent January 20, 2021
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Trumpet

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.
I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.
by ansisjm October 30, 2017
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From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.
"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."

Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."

Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
by Kalgores October 30, 2019
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Trumpet

A Trump supporter. Usually used by non-trump supporters, as myself.
Your a trumpet.
Ew she’s a trumpet.
Yuck a trumpet.
by anthonyoop November 02, 2020
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trumpet

the best of the instruments
person 1: I play trumpet man
Person 2: that's so cool bro
by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021
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