The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 16, 2018
Get the dented trumpetmug. by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025
Get the Spicy blue trumpetmug. by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
Get the Colossal Fuck Trumpetmug. by Moronica February 19, 2025
Get the trumpet of patriotsmug. Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.
Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker
Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker
Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025
Get the Meat Trumpetmug. by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020
Get the Trumpet Blastedmug. This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 5, 2019
Get the Plumber's Trumpetmug.