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Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan 

A Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan is a fan of Timmy Trumpet who loves his music and is willing to buy as much of Timmy's merch as they possibly can to show that they are a huge fan of Timmy Trumpet. Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are extreme die hard ride or die fans that love and support Timmy, almost no matter what, unless it comes to inappropriate things. Nevertheless, Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are ride or die, die hards that love and support Timmy.
I'm such a Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan, I listen to all his music, in fact I only listen to Timmy's music.

Colossal Fuck Trumpet 

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

Colorado Mud Trumpet 

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

Spicy blue trumpet 

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting
Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?

Spicy blue trumpet 

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.
Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”