Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Total

When someone's property (like a house or car) is damaged so badly that it is deemed unrepairable or too expensive to repair.

Johnny's car was really mangled in the accident and the insurance company decided to total it.

by TommyNoleBuc May 13, 2021

total shermbeck move

any action or saying that screams "I define G.T.L."

"bro, i forgot my tan oil" - shermy
"total shermbeck move bro!"- shermy's bro

converse allstars, axe hair gel, graphic tees, fist pumps

by DJ Shermbeck May 24, 2011

total drama island characters

Duncan
Courtney
DJ
Chris Mclean (everyone's favorite)
Izzy
Owen
And more

Oh, I just Love total drama island characters.

by Jennabunnygames. September 13, 2021

That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.

Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!

by Two String September 25, 2021

TOTALLY GARNULAR❗❗

"i am car."
Car.🗣️ CAAAR🗣️🗣️❗❗🔊🔊

Garn47: "TOTALLY GARNULAR❗❗"
Garndog: "👹"

by Retardyay June 10, 2024

total up

Add

I total up the cash drawer before I leave.

by booziebobeep August 9, 2017