That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.

Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!

by Two String September 25, 2021

totally fays

when somthing freaking sucks. very gay and stupid

Dude it was so cold it was totally fays.

by Mike Evan & J-wix November 21, 2007

totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

scp momento before femur break.

he totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

by GDJackAttack November 19, 2020

Total Bitch Menace

A person who is a bitchy menace to everyone and everything usually in the name of ambition or in reference to someone who is awful to someone else.

Acronym: T.B.M

My god! You don’t have to be a Total Bitch Menace to them

by Dreamland_roses August 22, 2025

total 30

total 30 is a type of contacts used by the most basic of girls.

omg did u hear that hannah wears alcon total 30s? she's such a basic gorl and I bet u she cant see literally at all. only basic girls have vision problems

by shadyangelgurl July 8, 2024

totally awesome day

Hides the acronym TAD which means Total Alien Death. A play on the racist neo-nazi Totally Nice Day meaning Total N***er Death. Popularized by tiktok in a xenophobic trend following “the indomitable human spirit”

John: Remember David, have a totally awesome day.
David: Right back at you
👽: Zeenkie dinkle gorp “Honey im home!” Bogle bink 👽🙏

by Lipton_or_MinuteMaid May 6, 2024

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023