Bus Syndrome

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!
"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"
by korkeeCAKES!!! September 12, 2008
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Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss
by Coffee junkie June 01, 2020
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bust and bus

When you ejaculate and catch a bus shortly after
Cindy: "Ooh! He's a cutie"
Samantha: "Nuh uh, he looks like the type to bust and bus"
by Paulismycrackdaddy October 19, 2019
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Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.
It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.
by Uncle Dunkle March 03, 2018
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Bus-fire

Something that your 64-year-old husband says when you contradict him.
You- are so.. Bus-fire!
by King Adrian II May 08, 2023
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hack bus

1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.

Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.

2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."

3: A server hub for maliscious programming.
Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.
by Nco November 24, 2003
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King of the Bus

The middle seat at the back of a city style Bus as it is like a throne that watches over the domain of the other passengers. The term was created by The Tim Tracker in his Disney World series of vlogs.
I'm the King of the Bus on the way to EPCOT Center!
by TheGoodWario February 11, 2019
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