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Open Jaw Ticket

knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.
Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)
by uranium236 June 18, 2011
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tike

losers, gay, lame.
pretty much anything
that makes you not cool.
Those Lanier kids are SO tike.
by NOTtikeATall December 19, 2005
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touke

A wool hat that covers the ears, popular in Canada. Sometimes called a beanie. Worn by the goalie of the Canadiens over his goalie mask during an outdoor exhibition hockey game.
My head and my ears are cold, so I'll put on a touke
by schwerve August 10, 2008
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Tinker

A small limp dead penis that can't be used for nothing.
What's wrong with your penis?
Penis, it's a tinker
What's a tinker?

A small limp dead dick
by jack a bee September 17, 2016
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Ticket

$10-25 Bag of herion which breaks out two about 2 small lines.... Ten Tickets equals a bundle.
Buyer: wassup with two tickets to the Houston game?

Seller: thats gonna run ya bouta dub
by Shahman August 24, 2009
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Ticker

A "ticker" is any person who participates in a hobby that contains a large number feats to be accomplished whereby their personal understanding of success or victory in this field is correlated to how close to 100% of the accomplishments they can "tick" off their list. This applies to hikers looking to summit the highest peak in all 50 states, bird watchers, visiting the countries of the world, trying all of the restaurants in a large city and bedding every last male and/or female on the planet.

This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.
Bill tells me that he "reviewed" 120 beers at the beer festival. I think he's full of shit saying he remembers them all and that he's probably just in it for the numbers so that he can brag to his stupid friends. He's just another ticker.
by SomeBA September 12, 2009
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scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.
wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.
by isk_andurz January 2, 2009
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