The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.
by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019
Get the molester uncle mug.The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019
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Get the cousin-uncle mug.by TheOfficeJohn April 27, 2019
Get the Uncle Dudley mug.Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
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Ben brought ten beers, but ended up drinking all of them to impress sarah. Now he's blowing chunks in the bathroom. Such and Alchy Uncle.
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