polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure

More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

polish candybar

you dip your dick in chocolate and make your partner eat it after anal sex

Honey that polish candybar was spectacular.

by Pollock killer 420 April 3, 2010

polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009

Polish Princess

When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull your penis out of her vagina and ram it into her ass. Basically a surprise blitzkreig on the asshole.

I bent her over the table and gave her the ole Polish Princess.

Tommy got slapped when he tried to give Gloria the Polish Princess

On September 1, 1939 Germany gave Poland the Ole Polish Princess.

by Mike The Terrible June 28, 2009

Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 7, 2012

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011

Polish Panis

A long hard sausage, normally served as a main course to women at a dinner party. Serves 10.

You want some of that Polish Panis bitch?

by DanZap September 8, 2013