On Oscar

Say it after saying something that cannot under no circumstance be untrue.

I didn’t kiss Tom, on Oscar!

by Mill Hall sex demon May 17, 2022

Oscar

Oscar is the man with the most gentle touch, his gaze will see through your soul, his touch will revive the dead. Words upon his lips will move mountains, his breath upon this land will part oceans. Oscar has the power of the universe but only Oscar can have the most gentle touch.

Oscar you have a gentle touch.

by MrSten15 October 1, 2019

Oscars

Any award show where rich entertainers applaud each other and give each other extravagant gifts while the rest of us watch in awe on our cheap TVs.

Me: Hey, you want to come over and watch the Oscars?
You: Yeah, I can't wait to see what those rich folk get in their gift bags. I love to see all that privilege.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

Oscar

A genuine friend who is great in relationships. When dealing with an Oscar you must give him lots of love and sex as he has the potential to make your dreams come true. Perfect with a Kirsty, Hannah, Samantha, Jessica and Emily. If you find an Oscar make sure to treasure him!

Wow that guy has got so much style and swag- is he an Oscar?

by JackBlack32 March 30, 2019

oscar

Nice guy with lots of girls.
Have you seen "how i met your mother" an Oscar is kinda like barney

oh my Oscar

by the man with golden hair December 19, 2017

Oscar

This guy is sexy and funny and smart and u will never meet a more sexy guy than him u Can Add Oscar group snap at : ollethemannice

Girl 1: Omg its Oscar
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 3 : the sexiest guy u will ever see
Girl 1: and has a Big cock

by Oscar vincent November 16, 2020

oscar moran

Just a bit of a b*tch. One whose father dressing like a lady.
Often fond and curious of necrophilia.
Has joys of making sandwiches and cooking

Went to the morgue and the mortician was Oscar Moraning the corpse screaming “you wanna leave me dad!?, take
This with you” and climaxed...we had to leave

by OscarsDad November 21, 2018