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Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet
"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"
by Human_cum August 25, 2016
mugGet the Half past moistmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...mug.
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mad moist

Friend 1: YO U SAW DAT. Friend 2:YEAH DAT WAS MAD MOIST
by moistmadd November 26, 2009
mugGet the mad moistmug.

Moist

Breh, last night was moist
by NolanTalk August 2, 2018
mugGet the Moistmug.

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
mugGet the moist rubber vulvamug.

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.
Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her
by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022
mugGet the Moist mittensmug.

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