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Hairy Clairy

A forest of pubic hair in a females vagitorial area.
1. You know your in a bad situation when you've got a hairy clairy in the palm of your hand.

2. "Damn brah my night was sick till i spread dat bitch out...she was all hairy clairy!"
by Eaks September 5, 2006
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hairy dump

A female that doesn't shave her legs to keep warm during the winter and will do food challenges whenever dared.
I bet Lindsay will do the milk challenge, she's a hairy dump!
by Oakey doakey October 3, 2016
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Hairy Bean

A sad and lonely creature which somehow violates all laws of logic by being just as homophobic as it is homosexual. A Canadian closet Jew born in Miami, Brazil. Is usually seen mopping up - without utensils - at the local peep show. Moves often. Moves are often directly proportionate to international adult magazine selection at public library. Better known as the I-AM-SAP index.
Person A: "Wow, that Gay Canadian Hebrew just called me a fag!"

Person B: "Dude, relax, that's just Hairy Bean"

Person A: "Oh! How could I have missed the t-shirt of Armless Ali?! Wow, this is great!"

Person B: "Yeah, it means there is some kick ass I-AM-SAP within a 5 mile radius!"
by Captain Clutch December 23, 2003
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hairy bird

like midnight bird hairy bird comes out every 4 hours 24/7
all the little day birds go tweet tweet tweet, hairy bird goes slap, slap, slap, slap. all the little day birds like eat ,eat, eat, hairy bird likes slap, slap, slap....

( trying to keep this one clean )
by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
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Hairy Nips

a group of people, bound by their hate for hairy nipples and people who have them. quite elite and occasionally bitchy. dont take shit from no-one. have fun doing anything.

in summary; the funnest sexiest people in the entire world.
"i tried to get in the hairy nips, but my nip hair is too long"

"i love them individually, but together the hairy nips are really bitchy"
by niphairsupreme August 21, 2008
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Hairy Bacon

She had hairy bacon!
by Oakum April 1, 2009
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Hairy Mary

A hairy guy whose physiognomy is very masculine but who is actually very effeminate. Similar to Muscle Mary (Effeminate muscly guy)
He looks really rude, but he's just a Hairy Mary.
by kamakarma_69 July 17, 2012
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