Sweet Eggs

Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad

Hey, want some sweet eggs?

by wut888 March 29, 2019

Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.

Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!

by TonyMc March 01, 2012

egg tart

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.

I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.

by fartsmart September 10, 2018

egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego

haha suddy remember egg water?

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017

Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith February 18, 2018

Egg On a Shelf

Egg on a shelf is referring to someone looks like an egg on a shelf. Specifically Elizabeth McDermad. She is the where this saying came from as she looks like a fucking egg on a shelf.

Nevyn: Hey Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Yeah?
Nevyn: You look like a fucking egg on a shelf

by Kalque August 20, 2020

Sex with eggs

Chinese slang for duck

I am going to a pet shop to buy sex with eggs

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021