Rat Bastard

Omg he is so bad and stinky. He is live in side of the sewers and is so smelly omg. This smells really bad and I think he likes obama and he likes joe joe bidan and he like s donild trompand because he is a rat stinky. he eats trash yeah but his faverite food is ToES AND FEET! rat badterd love feet yummy.
The Rat Bastard is being cringe again!! Get the bug spray......
by CindyDriver October 20, 2020
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Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.
A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.
by theSinWack June 09, 2023
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bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.
Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.
by dadofreggie September 03, 2015
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Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.
Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
by Joey BeffBuicker August 05, 2010
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Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
by ThaSickUcker February 08, 2018
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Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.
by HarvestGoodness April 04, 2020
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