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Ant grabber

Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater
Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber

It just tied a knot on my poop
by few2020 November 10, 2021
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Ant

Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"
by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016
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Kassiani Ant

Kassiani Ant (Cassianus Myrmicinae in Latin) is but a small subspecies of ant that thrives in the coastal regions of Attica, Greece.

Their name is derived from Saint Kassiani, who wrote a multitude of hymns in Byzantine Times, as they, too, communicate via elaborate melodious patterns.
Little is known about these creatures, yet scientists suspect they have obtained their unique method of communication by mimicking the ceaseless noise of urban life.
Their life span is estimated to be approximately 13-14 years, surpassing the average ant by a staggering 6-7 years!
I kept hearing strange noises coming from my basement. Little did I know, it was not a demonic entity, yet a Kassiani Ant nest.
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The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.
Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.
by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021
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Fantom Ants

When you have a trail of ants in your house and you spend 20+ minutes cleaning the trail up and you come out victorious killing them all only to feel ants crawling on your arms,legs,and body for the next hour or so but when you check to see how many there are none really there. Fantom Ants.
I got fantom ants after clearing up that sticky juice spill
by Silverbud Shotgunfarmer June 23, 2010
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Ant

It’s not Dec.
Person 1: Hey is that Dec?
Person 2: No, you idiot, that’s Ant!
by jesús taco September 9, 2019
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Ante Height

Yo is that a minion? No its just Ante Height
by 12frgdsg February 4, 2021
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