Gristle Ring

Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.

Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!

Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!

by Booosted and juiced September 10, 2011

Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!

(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."

by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017

Thorn Ring

A dangerous ring that enhances your magic stat and may or may not cause you to kill your friend in a trance. Sold by #1 Rated Salesman (1997). Often referred as the Commemorative Ring

Person: I found this random deer girl wearing a thorn ring
Person 2: Lol, frozen chicken go brrr

by Siciecszixi March 27, 2022

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011

Elden Ring

Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!

Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!

by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 10, 2021

glazed ring

A pussy which is full of oil.

Man, I fucked a glazed ring last night.

by Chester 101 June 13, 2019

belly ring

A stupid name trendies call a navel piercing. The actual jewelery put in navel piercings is a curved barbell, although sometimes cbrs are used. This name annoys the hell out of anyone who is seriously involved in piercing.

"Eeeeek! I totally got a belly ring on Friday bcuz Britney Spears does! She is totally kewl!

by Shinku March 27, 2004