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cheesy queef

a cheesy queef is where a boy in a sexual activity decides to spread in a wide motion and begin to ‘queef’ aka fart out of there winky woo and it smells of cheese
‘hey ollie let me cheesy queef in ur bum hole’ - says sam mupondi

‘mmhmm what does that mean sam camel toe fishy queef’ - says ollie higgins

‘read the definition on urban dictionary and come here, bend over ;)’ - says sam mupondi
by aimee and sydney July 14, 2021
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horse queef

Dave takes the pot with a beautiful horse queef.
by Sounds Good To Me May 14, 2018
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Grundle-queef

In serious cases the partition between the anal passage and the vaginal passage can become compromised and fecal matter can pass into the vagina.

Thus when a queef (or vaginal flatulence) occurs, it smells of fecal matter, quite similar to a fart.

This is the grundle-queef. Named for the common ground.
Woman 1: Oh shit I just queefed
Woman 2: So?
<pause>
Woman 2: Oh god, is that a grundle-queef?
by grundletrouble January 31, 2010
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Queef Cakes

Queef - term which refers to vaginal flatulence and ensuing execretment
"Katherine had to change her pants because they were full of Queef Cakes."
by remt April 28, 2007
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Queef

To mess up terribly in a video game, sport, or any type of activity.
John: Wow, Peter just queefed in NHL so bad.
Ben: Yeah he just missed a wide open net!
John: QUEEF!
by The queefster August 3, 2010
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super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life
on the 7th day, God super queefed humanity into existence
by tanner atwater September 25, 2007
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Queef Jerky

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.
Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.
by James Longfellow February 5, 2010
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