Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?

person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone

by terroristman700 November 4, 2023

oreo paste

When you replace the inside of an Oreo with jizz and eat it.

I Oreo pasted your mom last night.

by Twoguncrowley March 16, 2021

past life 25

Past life 26

Past life 25

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Past her prime

Sounds pretty innocuous to me. Where are you on that one Jordan? Where is his right to risk offense and if Megyn thinks he should be fired then... Shouldn't you also be fired? It seems like your entire ethos has a built-in 1 way check valve. Just like the leftist! You're the same! You're both exactly the same thing! 'Kettle' meet 'Pot' Amaright!? Ha!

Hym "Past her prime doesn't insult all women. Just the ones who are past their prime... Like the chipmunk. Derogatory rhetoric regarding men like sprem donor. He's a douche but he had a fat cock so you threw yourself at him and so did other women... And now you've been bred. There you go. You like romance NOW but BEFORE you liked fat cock. And now it's too late for that because why would I even bother? With all the whore fucking retards why would I even bother with ANY of them? They are just going to fuck a retard behind my back like those whores did to their boyfriends. What happened to Olivia's middle finger flashing boyfriend? He wasn't in the picture anymore after I wrote how she fucked that cripple. I mean... As far as the people WHO ARE ACTUALLY INVOLVED not COMPLICIT, I bet if we took a vote on whether or not I should hammer a retard or not... I'm pretty sure Yay wins by a landslide. You can't say it's jealousy on their part. They were already fucking the women who fucked the retard. They aren't jealous of him, are they? Ooooooh... They're jealous of his inherent superiority in the eyes of women oooooooh... Ok... Yeah, see... This is why I'm refusing to be sacrificed on the altar of a whore whim. This is why we need the gloryhole brothels."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

Copy and Paste

2 different meanings

its either a dumbshit 3 year old drooling on their mom's ipad over some legos with 6 breadloafs on their chest in roblox, or CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

Hey bud, could you copy and paste that stuff into my DMs? Thanks.

by demiantmb December 30, 2021