Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Mud toss

Mud toss is when you are eating a girl out and accidentally shits all over your chest.

“What the fuck Why am I all wet...oh my god there’s so much”
“I’m so sorry babe I didn’t mean to Mud Toss you”

by Hi David June 19, 2018

Mud Butler

Someone who works in a health care setting in which changing adult diapers is a common requirement, such as a group home for the elderly or IDD (intellectually/developmentally disabled) residents.

Doctors think they're a special breed, but it's the mud butlers who do the real work.

by Merkin Wrangler June 6, 2020

Stick in the Mud

A person who won't ever let you have fun

Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud?

by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019

Mud Money

Money earned my sexually, dirty work.

You know me gotta spend my mud money on some new shoes.

by Rebel.jon May 10, 2018

Mud Hut

Taking a poop that has the consistency of mud.

“ I’ve gotta go build a mud hut for the poo poo tribe.”

by Peterpumpkineater_69 October 13, 2019

spittin' mud

The occurence that results from a horrible case of Gut Rot. Severe diarrhea that resembles actual mud from the earth which is being spit from the anus.

Gary: Hey Crid, did you do work today?
Crid: No man, I was home all day spittin' mud.

by Markwhiten December 30, 2007