mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

mud hiccy

When throwing a shotput covered in mud and you press it into your neck, it leaves a mark on your neck like a hiccy made of mud.

emoticon: ;)*

me: how far did you throw it?
friend: 60.87 metres, you?
me: 63.56 metres
friend: pahahahahaha u got a mud hiccy

we're amazing at shot ;')

by blahblah284 October 26, 2012

Mud Bridge

(N) A Mud Bridge is the next step up from a dirty sanchez.
A Mud Bridge is when you leave a shit log under a woman’s nose and you start drilling her box.
*Do work!

She was complaining our sex life was boring, so she asked me to spice up our bedroom life. I placed a Mud Bridge on her face and she loved it.

by CofNC May 3, 2022

Mud wrestling

A kind of activity for all kinds of ages from young kids to old adults even friends who have just met and who want to play in the mud can too.

Hey Haisten, do you wanna do some Mud wrestling?

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021

mud pop

When you are you are giving a chick anal and putting your penis head in the anus and quickly pulling it out making a popping noise known as a mud pop.

I heard Jim gave Sharlene anal i think he gave her a mud pop.

by docter cockter May 8, 2014

mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg July 29, 2012

mud diving

It's like muff diving, but in the back.

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead

by smile420 May 2, 2014