Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.

Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....

by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018

knee-slapper

antonym for a bad and cheesy joke

Guy 1: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Guy 2: Idk what?

Guy 1: nacho cheese

Guy 2: now that's a knee-slapper!!!

by billystiggle February 3, 2012

knee banger

A situation or circumstance causing one's knees to shake nervously and/or uncontrollably.

"Wow! That confrontation with your boss must have been a real knee banger!"

by Susan Beamer October 2, 2007

Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

knee sliders

Formed pieces of hard plastic or compressed leather incorporated onto motorcycle roadracing suits to protect the suit leather from damage while cornering. The sliders are attached to the leather suit towards the outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro.

Expert motorcycle roadracers must replace their knee sliders quite often.

by razer December 26, 2006

dirty knees

(noun)
when a girl gives a boy head in a porta-potty, which results in her knees being covered in fecal material or piss. Once the man blows a load, and they clean up, the girl needs to use soap and water before her knees are to the original skin color.

Samantha has some dirty knees after the porta-potty incident.

by jacobito May 28, 2007

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008