Giraffe-Jockey

A short man with a tall girlfriend

A Giraffe-Jockey would be like Sylvester Stallone and Bridget Nielson

by Stefano Morandin October 14, 2008

mom jockey

a mom who sexually harasess her childs friends

"dude davids mom was being a really bad mom jockey to me yesterday

by mantos September 20, 2009

dirt jockey

Any person that prefers to be on the giving end of anal sex. This person is very animated in their performance, often slapping the ass of the person they are “riding” - as a jockey would ride a race horse. Often homosexual men, but a dirt jockey can be a straight man and sometimes a lesbian or straight woman in a pegging situation.

Darth: Hey where’s Doug?
Maverick: Oh, he’s hanging out at Dave’s house tonight.
Darth: Uh-oh...that dude is a master dirt jockey. He uses a crop and everything! Does Doug know that?
Maverick: He’ll probably figure it out later, right? LOL!

by Old Darth Barley June 17, 2018

pod jockey

derogatory term for djs who use ipods instead of vinyl.

"he's just a pod jockey. anyone can do that."

by luluvoodoo December 15, 2008

cutlass jockey

A black person. Y'all know all black folks drive Cutlass Supremes. Very similar to camel jockey.

Yo, that cutlass jockey rollin a fat blunt, lets go smoke with that nigger.

by Future Slave Owner May 11, 2008

Sock Jockey

1)A child that rides on the foot of a parent(usually their father) while the parent is wearing socks.

2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.

1) AND they're off! Here comes little Johnny on dad's left foot, he's really bringing the heat tonight! This little sock jockey could win it all, if only he can keep his grip tight.

2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.

by Lebeaux March 18, 2010

Camo Jockey

Racial slur towards people of Middle Eastern ethnicity. This is going by the assumption that all Muslims are the militant, and are always seen wearing camoflauge uniforms.

1. Osama Bin Laden is the biggest camo jockey in the world.
2. That camo jockey Abul at our school is obviously a terrorist.

by someguy73 February 5, 2007