In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.
The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come
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When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
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The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
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Get the first nap of the day mug.In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.
“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”
“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”
“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”
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The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
The twat in question is always either:
1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.
2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"
SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
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2) This one will be a guaranteed loss if League of Legends streamer "Gross Gore" has his first game of the day.
2) This one will be a guaranteed loss if League of Legends streamer "Gross Gore" has his first game of the day.
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