dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.

hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!

by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Derek

People named Derek are usually emotional.
Derek’s are weak emotionally.
If you beg them, or danger them, they will give you what you want.
They keep there promises no matter what.

Derek is my best friend and promised to not tell my secrets.
Derek gave me what I wanted.

by Interstpeople1 February 15, 2022

Derek

A basic rich faggot who gets allll the hoes. Best gentlemean around. Strolls around the island.

Yo look at my yeezys I’m Derek by the way.

by Ethan132 March 13, 2019

Derek

The local dipshit

This motherfucker Derek has made me close five nights in a row, what the fuck?

by Synnaro March 20, 2022

Derek

Someone who talks a lot, famous rapper

Derek is performing today/tonight!

by IowaWoman November 11, 2025

Derek

Derek is typically a very humorous and funny person to be around. He is in love with drawing and has a very unique drawing style. He is the type of guy to watch stranger things and smoke weed while doing so. He is however, very unemotional, he never can truly understand how one other feels. He doesn’t entirely show emotion but when he does, it means he really trusts you. Derek is typically not very much of a ladies man and is a virgin.

Girl: Derek is so weird
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college

by Ijustlikemywords November 26, 2021

Derek

The epitome of all things metro. Even though he tries to deny it.

Derek, it's okay, we all know you're metro.

by hsnaq October 25, 2018