christmas christian

Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).

Oh, he's just a Christmas Christian.

by bluetigerman June 30, 2019

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

Christmas Rapist

someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)

Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

christmas faced

to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day

shit im christmas faced hand me another present

by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008

Christmas Tree

1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.

2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.

Lady GaGa's Vag.

"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."

"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"

-Lady GaGa

by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009

wiccan christmas

A made-up term by an idiot with no knowledge of Wicca.

"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."

by Long-time Wiccan May 7, 2009

Mexican Christmas

When two people poop back and forth into one another's ass holes.

My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.

by Matthias Brown October 19, 2010