A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!
Juan is Bryan!
Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
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Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
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Get the Bryan mug.A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
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