farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.
I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.
by Shilo Van Buren March 10, 2014
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fart bark

when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark
kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"
by russ sharp January 16, 2012
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Farting Rainbows

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.
Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.
by kjj5hf October 27, 2009
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silent fart

When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.
Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.
by epic343 December 02, 2013
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turkey fart

Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.
Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...
by Logan Cyrus December 18, 2008
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Fart Nigga

🎵 A FART NIGGA, THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE!🎵
by niggamoped July 05, 2019
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liquid fart

involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.
"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."
by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003
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