testing the book

when you sneak into the bookstore and remove the barcode

i was just testing the books Mr Krabs

by I'm in 9th grade February 15, 2018

Testing the oil

testing the oil is when a team of, say, soccer players goes to shower and if anybody gets a boner sometimes they try and just dip the tip as though an oil cap in your car. in the puccis of anybody who cant turn around. test their oil. you be a dipstick ya see

Ron is doing his thing where he overcomes his autism by trying to temporarily dominate any encircling opposition; he's testing the oil again

by 420osis May 23, 2018

Texting Terms

When you and another person never call or even talk in person and only text instead.

person 1:Whats up with you and your ant?
person 2: oh we are on texting terms so even though we live in the same house we dont ever talk we just text from different rooms
person 1: oh shit thats rough

by xX1TopShotXx June 29, 2018

texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

Tettings

A norwegian slang-word for smoking marijuana,

-Bror, har du tettings? Dør for morna nå bror
-Ja g, kom spottet b

by BroDiggaD February 14, 2019

Texting

Before your officially going out with a person where you being flirty but not official

Tara:Guess what?
Kazo:What
Tara:Me and Callum are texting

Kazo:Oh my god wtf

by Crazy bitch 7893 July 24, 2019

Texting

Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship

Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting

by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019