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That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.
Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!
by Two String September 25, 2021
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Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.
by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013
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Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.
"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"
by murr2k June 10, 2024
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Total rewipe

When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before
After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe
by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019
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totally good day

Neo-Nazi dogwhistle that stands for total gypsy death
John: have a totally good day
Richard: get away from me nazi
by Sokoly June 2, 2024
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Totally Garnular

A word that describes something insanely cool, similar to words like Awesome and Epik!
Guy: do you like car
Guy 2: yeah he's Totally Garnular!!
by garnlover47 May 9, 2024
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