cock thighs

When ones thighs resemble a well shaped mastiff (erection) .. OR ... If one is being a smart ass, Cock thighs is often a marvellous name to poke fun at them with
Thanks cock thighs ...

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Relax, cock thighs ..
by MeatLamb July 18, 2014
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thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.
Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.
by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019
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National Grab a thigh

On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
“Today’s National Grab a thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”
by Idek:) June 04, 2019
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Thigh Squid

When your man busts a nut in you and it comes leaking out all slow
Man, I can't get up, I got a thigh squid on me!
by CumdumpSlore October 06, 2021
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Sugar Thighs

Big thighs. Used especially on a male.

Another word for thick or thunder thighs
“Wow Jon you have some sugar thighs!”
by Thiccy_69 March 20, 2019
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Wet thigh fart

When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting
Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!
by MajesticZero October 02, 2015
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thigh siri

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.
Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.
by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017
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