suit licker

A boot licker for corporations

"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"

"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."

by The dinglebop July 24, 2020

jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 03, 2020

Gucci suit

A tracksuit you wear if you can barley pay rent but want to look wealthy. Only for chavs

“Oh look at the chav wearing a Gucci suit.”

“I hate chavs”

by Beefinator27 October 31, 2023

Furry Suit

They just make humans not humans, but pretending to be animals

Hey, are you in a furry suit?

ITS A FURRY!!!

by Galaxium January 22, 2024

fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks

Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit

by all.red May 30, 2017

frogshooting suit

The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.

“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”

by The Fat Welshman May 08, 2022

Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 28, 2010