suck the icicle

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

by gnostic 1 February 01, 2013

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sucks 360

When something "sucks all the way around", i.e., 360 degrees.

Sorry about your wife, man. That sucks 360. Should we go teach him some respect?

by JK@M9 March 19, 2010

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sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

by Wonder P March 02, 2010

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Sucking the Joke

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

by 8 inches soft September 26, 2017

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